Farts are just your butts way of saying “I love you”
Being from Georgia and not knowing the first one is mildly terrifying.
In honor of hitting 69 followers I will be giving away this small shopping cart I found in the trash at work (I’m a janitor so this isn’t as strange as it sounds, I find all sorts of crap). You do not have to be following me, and I will ship anywhere in the world on my own money. If you would like to win said small shopping cart reblog this post by June 30th! Winner will be chosen at random.
This has eleven thousand notes in under twelve hours. My followers have multiplied twentyfold. A fic has been written about me and my goddamn shopping cart. Why. Why does a tiny shopping cart instill such passion in the hearts of bloggers
fifteen days left! Reblog to improve your chances of winning this eight dollar hunk of metal by one hundredth of a percent! You know you want it.i’m not even reblogging this because i want to win. i’m reblogging this because it feels like taking a part in history
—stephen king, dreamcatcher.
when he asks me if I swallowed
Am I Me? - Rimma Gerlovina & Valeriy Gerlovin
When you get a card for your birthday
When there is no money inside
I want a new url. Any suggestions?
Okami style pokemon
My two favorite things become one. :’D
I continually get Orville Redenbacher and Oscar Meyer confused